Killer Cars

It was the 4 of us in the Peace Corps group going off to the “bad” side of the beach, or so our contact told us. The side that was definitely not as safe as our side of the beach, which was empty, and private with a 24 hour security guard. We wanted to venture […]

from last night’s Oscars. Courtesy of Chris Rock.
“Sit yo’ asses down!”
“Welcome to the 77th and last Academy Awards.”
“The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they aren’t mad that they lost. I remember one year when Halle Berry won the Oscar, Nicole Kidman […]

Earlier this week, I claimed to everybody that I called Lindsey Lohan and she didn’t pick up.
I was able to do this because some hacker posted Paris Hilton’s T-Mobile Sidekick address book on the web. And For all those who didn’t believe those telephone numbers extracted from Paris Hilton’s phone book were real, here’s the […]

The other day my muffler disattached itself from my car and I dragged its ass all the way across Main street. I of course let it happen.
It was 3:50 on a Wednesday afternoon and I was scheduled to be at Health Services at 4. I of course, was in a rush as usual. At […]

Please.
She stormed the stage when the wrong song was cued, she was manufactured like all other teen pop goddesses, she got booed at the Orange Bowl, she sings horribly off key… some of the many reasons people really don’t want her to continue her career.
I could really care less. But it shows that music conscious […]