Things that I see at UNH
December 3rd, 2004 by Sarin
or life in general.. that I sometimes don’t understand.
- Skinny people who take elevators
- People who smoke but wear cologne or perfume
- People who take the bus to the field house
- Professors who are lazier than their students
- Girls who wear skirts with Uggs (I call them Skuggs)
- People who look athletic but walk slower than you
- Groups of girls that look exactly the same
- People who diss hip hop but try dancing to punk
- Guys who dress like it’s a casual day in the office but fuck it up by wearing a hat
- Girls who do the same thing
- Girls in trucker hats
- Upperclassmen in pajamas
- Runners at the gym track who think they’re all badass because they lapped you twice and then they stop because they’re out of breath and you’re still going strong
- Sororities you never knew existed
- Attractive shy girls
- People who don’t shower for days but don’t really smell
