Napoleon Quotes

November 8th, 2004 by Sarin

In case you haven’t gotten the chance to watch it, I’m willing to watch it again. You’d have to watch it on my Xbox, but that’s ok because we usually get too drunk to finish.

Don : Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite : I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don : Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite : Yes, like 50 of ‘em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don : What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite : A freakin’ 12-gauge, what do you think?

Schweeettt. Check out more quotes here, or if you’re too loserish to watch it.

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