Killer Cars

Here’s some talking points from last week up to today.

• The apartment went through some changes. We put up 100 ft of multicolor christmas lights throughout the living room and wrapped around the foyer entrance. Much thanks also to Kerry for giving us more alcohol propaganda. A Miller Lite scroll replaced the Dos Komet one (like who drinks that), and two 20 ft. Coors Light baseball pendants line up the beirut wall and hallway. Also, the lesbian bathroom has added a great Mean Girls poster in its front door.
• Finally upgraded to digital sound and improved video on our boxes. The Xbox sports Dolby Digital for once, and has sharper images from new cables. On top of that, I was able to mount the computers at work so I can watch movies and all the South Parks over the network on a big screen.
• Alicia and Katie had their birthdays this weekend. I did my usual, sweet card/embarassing present trick. There is a pink fuzzy penis doll missing from my apartment though. If you have it, just remember it belongs to Katie.
• Libby’s is still nothing to live for.
• If a bottle of fruity cocktail says add ice, you should probably do so. If not, the most randomest of people/things will happen around you as you fall asleep on your couch.
• More and more that track at the gym is getting smaller and smaller for me.
• The more I go to Fox Run Mall, the more I realize that I don’t recognize people from school anymore.
• A dinner lasts the length of a dinner. A table for 20 lasts for as long as it has to and then some.
• You can never tell when Jello shots will fuck you up or not. This is not one of those times when it will.
• I rearranged some seating around in the apartment and eliminated some chairs to accomodate extra people for a party on Saturday. It worked fine, but I definitely did learn a lesson or two about flow. Basically you should keep a long line of obstruction from the entrance of your apartment to the farthest distance from the door. My only problem was a coffee table. So, I moved that to the farthest distance from the door.
• Having a party can be stressful and make you worry about your beer, but when people clean up after, it pays off.
• A good idea to choose party music is to think whether people would really dance to it sober.
• Sometimes the people you know well enough will begin to talk like a horny 8th grader after they probed you enough of beer.
• When people get to your door and use your name as a get-in, should you question it? If there are all models, then I guess no. But if they are freshman, you might as well give them the effort since they pronounced your name right.
• Hearing “Man, this place is like a frat house in a dorm” isn’t always the best compliment.
• If you dance with someone really drunk, and then attempt to dance with the same person again under slightly more sober conditions, you wonder how stupid you looked the first time.
• This is so my turf.
• Sometimes the sun can make you forget about breakfast, hangovers, or mean things you said the night before.
• If I ever hear great things about a movie, I will try to ignore them. The best movies I have seen are the ones when I didn’t expect anything at all. Napolean Dynamite had a lot living up to do. Unfortunately, we all tried too hard to get it.
• Tina, come get some ham.
• More and more people try to tell me things I already know. I’m knowledgeable on current issues and I don’t fricking yap my mouth. To feel smart is like knowing more about something and not telling anybody because hey, you’re smart and you shouldn’t have to. If I really wanted to know more I would have said something you “talk directly over the news” type of guy.
• A weird theory is that when you work out intensely for weeks, there will be a random day you will wake up and will have wet shits all day every hour. Good thing though, because everytime you’re done, your waist keeps getting smaller.
• I’ll stop trash talking Internet Explorer when it ever gets tabbed browsing.
• You sit and watch tv alone, nobody comes to bother you. A girl joins you, and then the sausage fest follows.

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