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I’m letting the cat out

This is my Halloween costume. This will be all I will be wearing tonight. The only exception will be, if it gets too cold, I will allow myself sandals for my feet. It may seem decent, but just imagine how small that pair of scissors is in the background.

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So why did I decide to let out the secret? Truth is, no matter what I tell you, you’re guaranteed a good laugh. In fact, with some people knowing, the anticipation and buildup will have them climax in their pants. So there. You know who I dressed up as last year, and I did it. Tonight’s just another night.

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2 Responses to “I’m letting the cat out”

  1. on 29 Oct 2004 at 1:02 pmAbi

    what… the… hell… is… it? …..::thinks:: ….oh sweet jesus god no…

  2. on 29 Oct 2004 at 4:14 pmSarin

    yes…. it’s a leaf clipped onto a thong. The other thing on top is crown of leaves.

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