Door Disclaimer
October 5th, 2004 by Sarin
The other day during the party, many people noticed a sign on the inside of the main door warning those who wanted to venture outside. It read,
If you walk out with a beer, chances are you’re pretty stupid and we have every right to shoot you.P.S. You will get arrested
The sad part is that my original sign would have never worked. It was too lengthy and many drunk people would not coher to small fine print. However I still prefer that it would be up one day. It would have read
One time, a freshman walked out into the hallway with a beer, got arrested and pinned it on us. When word got around to me, I gathered every knife I could find in the building and gutted the freshman. We then all celebrated by hanging his guts outside our door and continued drinking. Needless to say, the freshman hasn’t spoken since. Even though we never touched his throat.Please Think before you Act
I’m Sarin Va, and I approve this message.
-Va
Lot’s of love. I’m out.
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