Underclassmen move in droves
September 4th, 2004 by Sarin
So a week has flown by in classes and the underclassmen come out to socialize. I almost always do indeed feel sorry for them because I have almost always had it good, and well, they don’t.
They tend to come together in droves, like a swarm of flys just flying around looking for the next piece of crap. I can partly tell they are underclassmen because of their general inexperience. For instance,
- They walk up the side of the driveway in the Gables lot rather than take the walkway in the courtyard.
- They become silent when you walk by them as you’re carrying booze in a building.
- They actually wait for the bus on weeknights after many unsuccessful attempts in their slut gear.
- They haven’t gotten over high school and still look the part.
- They skate in the parking lot of Store 24 and stare you down when you obviously bought booze legally.
- They walk in the most retarded of streets that only cars go to.
- They have a hot head and think they are the shit because of their new found independence
- They yell their jokes out loud as if they think they’re funny and probably make themselves look drunk when they are not.
- They look desperate and horny.
- They are not generally nice when you accomplish the simplest of favors.
- They tend to ignore administration and will blast their crap music loud and forget to answer the door when you just want to say hi to them.
- Most importantly they move in swarms of no less than 9. Which is probably a high number for the number of beers they will actually consume.
More to add as the weekend continues.
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