Kinda late
September 16th, 2004 by Sarin
but…
Last weekend I
- Ordered christmas lights online after my long delay.
- Looked everywhere in the town of Newington for an XBOX component video box with no success. Suckered up and bought it on Amazon instead.
- Played Tony Hawk 4 and realized how much I suck.
- Drove to Rochester and played kings at Jon & Stef’s house on top of a house.
- Played some ‘ruit.
- Went to the gym and started cramping at the amount of running that I was doing.
- Bought Phil the “Pug Factory” (get smashed) birthday card for Phil, and bought some Bacardi and a Margarita set from the state liquor store.
- Drank purple rum, and gave my car for Katie to drive us to New Asia.
- Had Phil’s birthday party with him, his girl, Jonah, Toots, Toby, Bush, Lauren & Lauren at New Asia restaurant and lounge. Alicia and Katie were our DDs.
- Drank a third or less of an authentic quality scorpion bowl with a foot long straw.
- Had crab rangoon dipped in hot mustard.
- Ate a spoonful of hot mustard on a 50 cent dare. Thanks Toots.
- Ate two plates of Chinese food that was virtually tasteless when served with strong alcohol.
- Made fun of Lauren.
- Played porno picture matching.
- Sang “The Bad Touch” with Phil on Karaoke.
- Realized I sucked singing and just reverted to bad dancing whenever I could.
- Saw Toots hand his used underwear to a bachelorette.
- Smacked the bachelorette’s firm ass for a good 8 rounds.
- Laid on the floor while she took a kamikaze shot off my crotch.
- Had “Robin” lipsticked to my bare chest.
- Had a mudslide.
- Had a strawberry mudslide.
- Had a drink with a Gables APM.
- Made rum and cokes.
- Got Katie drunk.
- Partied till 4 am.
- Watched porn till I fell asleep.
- Got woken up for IHOP.
- Ate with our 20% UNH discount.
- Watched Mean Girls on my flat screen.
And I forgot the rest.
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