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Kinda late

but…

Last weekend I

  • Ordered christmas lights online after my long delay.
  • Looked everywhere in the town of Newington for an XBOX component video box with no success. Suckered up and bought it on Amazon instead.
  • Played Tony Hawk 4 and realized how much I suck.
  • Drove to Rochester and played kings at Jon & Stef’s house on top of a house.
  • Played some ‘ruit.
  • Went to the gym and started cramping at the amount of running that I was doing.
  • Bought Phil the “Pug Factory” (get smashed) birthday card for Phil, and bought some Bacardi and a Margarita set from the state liquor store.
  • Drank purple rum, and gave my car for Katie to drive us to New Asia.
  • Had Phil’s birthday party with him, his girl, Jonah, Toots, Toby, Bush, Lauren & Lauren at New Asia restaurant and lounge. Alicia and Katie were our DDs.
  • Drank a third or less of an authentic quality scorpion bowl with a foot long straw.
  • Had crab rangoon dipped in hot mustard.
  • Ate a spoonful of hot mustard on a 50 cent dare. Thanks Toots.
  • Ate two plates of Chinese food that was virtually tasteless when served with strong alcohol.
  • Made fun of Lauren.
  • Played porno picture matching.
  • Sang “The Bad Touch” with Phil on Karaoke.
  • Realized I sucked singing and just reverted to bad dancing whenever I could.
  • Saw Toots hand his used underwear to a bachelorette.
  • Smacked the bachelorette’s firm ass for a good 8 rounds.
  • Laid on the floor while she took a kamikaze shot off my crotch.
  • Had “Robin” lipsticked to my bare chest.
  • Had a mudslide.
  • Had a strawberry mudslide.
  • Had a drink with a Gables APM.
  • Made rum and cokes.
  • Got Katie drunk.
  • Partied till 4 am.
  • Watched porn till I fell asleep.
  • Got woken up for IHOP.
  • Ate with our 20% UNH discount.
  • Watched Mean Girls on my flat screen.

And I forgot the rest.

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