Funny stuff from yesterday
July 4th, 2004 by Sarin
I was hanging out at Federal Hill and we were waiting in the lobby of a fine Italian restaurant. There were 5 of us waiting and we see like a black canvas rectangular case being wheeled in. Everybody looks at it and mentions
“That looks like a body bag”
I however, knew it was an musical keyboard being wheeled in for the band. Not one for being serious, I go,
“Oh look, it’s Marlon Brando”
My apologies, but please give a moment of silence for the recent actor. He will be missed.
Another incident: I was walking down Atwells, and I was looking for a Citizens’ Bank ATM. I approached a stranger, Italian looking, a little poor.
“Excuse me, do you know if there is a Citizens’ ATM around here?”
The guy did not even look me in the eye and looked sort of disturbed.
“Naw man, I’m not a citizen”
He just gruntled and kept on walking.
I truly hope I didn’t offend him.
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