Who’s your daddy?
May 3rd, 2004 by Sarin
!!!!T H I S I S T O T A L L Y M A D E - U P !!!!!!!
And this is for Kash and Katie.
You see, today they adopted me as their daddy, who apparently is also in search for their mommy as well.
Kash is the gangbang girl (a product of a gangbang gone wrong) and Katie is the test tube baby (who shoulda been jerked off into a sock).
And I have been chosen as their mentor, to explain life’s puzzles, and tuck them into sleep with a bedtime story, and of course be on the lookout for their future mom.
and here’s the dirty things that come out of their mouths
Kash: Hey Katie, if I bought a dildo, would you butt-fuck me with it?
Katie: Oh you know it.
I couldn’t be more proud.
So if any y’all got any big daddy tips, send ‘em this way. Before they start learning things I didn’t teach them.
And don’t be suprised if they come up to you and ask, “Are you my mommy?”
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Wrong on so many levels. God only knows what other thoughts and fantasies live in your sick mind.
I did notice that. I also put up a disclaimer into the matter that, the above context were made up on the spot with the collective minds of the three of us together. Katie and Kash came up with the premise. And I made up how they were conceived.
The rest is history.
PS Dont fuck with my children.