Cutie Cutie, make sure you move your booty
May 17th, 2004 by Sarin
So my body decided to drop about 2 or 3 inches from my waist unexpectedly. This has come as quite a shock considering I stopped going to the gym in recent weeks to focus on last assignments and finals. I guess taking a break can have it’s benefits. I have now outgrown all the holes in my belt, and am probably going to lose more, the more I don’t work out (I hope). And all this even on top of eating food that I really shouldn’t (when you’re broke, you gotta make due). So there, I guess I’m slimmer. Which makes me one step closer to…
Stacey Ferguson of The Black Eyed Peas
Goddamn, I am jealous of this girl. I wish I could have those 8 pack abs and booty shaking moves as seen in videos like “Hey Mama”. Almost every girl wants her body, and I sure as hell do (more ways than one). It is like girls get in some trance like state when Fergie is bouncing across the screen, much to the amusement of the male enjoyment, I wish I could command as much attention as she has over females.
Damn you Fergie, you’ve stolen all my women. Now my females are out starving and working their asses at the gym to a picture of you. BRING THEM BACK! They should be working out to a picture of me at least.
So there. I wish I had the same power as Fergie does. If I could bring millions of girls worldwide in awe of my booty shaking moves, the world would be a better place.
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